Hopefully you know what the first is but here's help with Fred and MAMIL if you don't know.
I know there are other cyclists out there and I know how much we cyclists like to show off our rides so..... behold !
The majesty that is my Orbea Orca SLi2. It is absurdly more bike than I will ever be able to make use of, cost a frankly daft amount of money and I will eviscerate anyone who tries to take it from me. It features the new electronic shifting Ultegra Di2 and I don't recommend this to anyone who knows they will have to ride mechanical shifters ever again. You will weep if you have to go back. I certainly don't intend to. More pics here.
C'mon... share a pic or two.
Mike.